1 I'll take mine Al-dente ★

Characters

Auston Macbride, Rion Bailey,Titus Bailey, Gabriela Leigh, Henry Kwon, Oliver Bailey, Lucas Bryant, Matthew Danbury, Ashton Delgatto, Mason Carver, Sasha Blanche, Erin Daniels, Cameron Fairfax, Benjamin Hartly, Darren Gray, Jack Everly, Riley Pagolli, Etc

Description

Title: I'll take mine Al-dente

Tagline: Promotions are just an excuse to hire a new babysitter.

Theme song: Raise Your Glass – P!nk / Walk of Shame – P!nk

Character's: Auston Macbride, Rion Bailey, Titus Bailey, Gamriela Leigh, Henry Kwon, Jamie Ariksonn, Oliver Bailey, Lucas Bryant, Matthew Danbury, Ashton Delgatto, Mason Carver, Sasha Blanche, Erin Daniels, Cameron Fairfax, Benjamin Hartly, Darren Gray, Jack Everly, Riley Pagolli.

Genre: Comedy, Crime, Action, Relationships, Romance, Drama, Smut, Mystery, Crack.

Series: Original.

Start date: 2/7/14

End date: –/--/--

Warnings: There will be endless fuckery, Crack, and Smut. So don't say I didn't warn you. Substance abuse, Insanity, Word play AKA puns, Character abuse, Emotional turmoil, and anything else you would not expect.

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They say being promoted is supposed to be wonderful; you get a pay raise, better hours, a new desk, and even better healthcare. What they don't tell you is that there's always an agenda behind it that the promotee never sees coming.

That's what happened when best-friends-since-childhood-turned-cops Rion and Auston came into work one morning and were slapped in the face with promotions and transferred to the forbidden district – also known as Precinct Four.

The phrase 'Surrounded by idiot's' has never been more true than the moment they step into their new workplace and meet each detective and the criminal's they catch. Mental retardation soon becomes an occupational hazard along with endless sarcasm and a severe alcohol addiction.

Toss a few love triangles and a couple feuding crime lords into the mix and you got yourself a one way ticket to hell on Satan's yacht. Strap on your helmets and lick the windows, kids. Shit just got real.

Foreword

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Auston 'Mac' Macbride, 25.

“Hey, didn't you say you wanted to visit the Circus? It's like that – only hotter and with cake.”

Rion 'Ri' Bailey, 26.

“My apologies, she's been trying this new antidepressant and recently had a cold. Don't mind the drooling and screaming.”

Titus Bailey, 24.

“You don't have to act like you didn't miss me, we both know you fantasized about me in the shower.”

Oliver Bailey, 24.

“Sometimes I question if he really is my brother, then he does the wheezing laugh and I remember it's the family trait.”

Jack Everly, 36.

“Seven hells, if you two set anyone else on fire they had better deserve it and not be the Governor's son. Understood?”

Dr. Gabriela 'Gabby' Leigh, 27.

“It's not my fault you can't get it up, maybe you should have Jamie help you.”

Mason 'Mace' Carver, 34.

“I wasn't doing anythin' wrong, I mean just because I accidentally slept with the police commissioner’s wife doesn't mean I should be suspended.”

Cameron 'Cam' Farifax, 22.

“What you call wrong, I call my dream job.”

Sasha Blanche, 24.

“It's not that I don't like you, it's just that if you were a bug I'd drown you, squash you and set you on fire.”

Riley 'Batshit' Pagolli, 26.

“I swear I'm completely sane – I just enjoy running over small children and punching old women.”

Matthew 'Clepto' Danbury, 21.

“Define 'Illegal' again, please.”

Benjamin 'Judas' Hartly, 34.

“I don't see the problem, you're a woman who has needs and I'm a man who can satisfy them. Where's the wrong in that?”

Darren Gray, 29.

“Don't mind her, she's had a stick up her ass ever since she found out Bieber has a vagina.”

Erin Daniels, 24.

“Secretary is more of a suggestion than a title, I'm more like a glorified babysitter in heels who occasionally takes calls.”