Chapter 10- expecting the unexpected + bonus

Few days later…

One morning when I woke up, Tobi asked me to fix him breakfast.

"Deidara isn't being nice today so can you do it?" he asked in a child like tone.

It was so cute I had to, "Sure, what do you want?"

"Pancakes pancakes!" he shouted.

"How many do you want?"

"10!"

"Uh…you sure? that's quite a lot,"

"Yup! I could eat a million if I wanted to!" he said with glee.

"Okay, if you insist,"

After finishing making 10 rounds of pancakes to grab his food, thanked me, and ran off with joy shouting, "do you like pancakes? Yea I like pancakes! Do you like waffles? Yeah I like waffles!"

That is one strange boy…when I went to eat my food ,however, after the first bite I instantly felt sick and before I knew it, I was throwing up in the garbage can.

"A-Akira?" Someone cried, "Are you ok?"

My head hurt and I was sweating like crazy, "No…not really I- I-" before I could finish, I passed out. When I awoke, I found myself in Deidara's room.

"You alright there?" Deidara asked leaning over me.

"I…ate some breakfast, then I threw up, and then I just passed out,"

Deidara raised his eyebrows, "hm… abnormal puking, you've been a little moody to as well…no offence. I'm not general practitioner but, I'd say you're pregnant,"

I gasped, "W-what n-no I can't be, maybe it's just PMS,"

"Have you been on your period yet?"

Now that I think about it, I did miss my period this month AND last month, but pregnant? No that cannot be, "no…"

"Had any weird cravings? Constant urges to go to the bathroom?"

"Oh my… yes, yes I have!" my heart started to race, "but, I'll feel safer if I take an actual test- wait, is Pein here?"

"No, he went out for awhile,"

"Good, I don't want to put more stress on him," I said with relief, "ok, you're taking me to the store ASAP!"

"Ok, fine,"

I practally grabbed Deidara and ran out the door, "I need an answer fast," I shouted.

"Hey don't grab me to hard!"

At the store, we went to the personal care isle; there were so many pregnancy tests, I did not know what to choose.

"Pick all of 'em!" Deidara suggested, "They do that all the time in chick flicks,"

I huffed, "guess I have no choice," I got every brand and bought all of them, I ignored the weird look the clerk gave me.

"H-how do I do it?" I cried when we got back home.

Deidara was reading the box, "you pee on it…" then he snorted with a laugh, "it says results are accurate,"

"Eh, fine" I said feeling a little awkward; I went into the bathroom and used every test I had.

"Sooo, what do I do now?"

"I'm gay, not a transsexual!" Deidara cried, "How would I know, however the box says you have to wait awhile,"

After agonizing 5 minutes, which felt like hours, each and every test said positive. "I can't believe it," my voice shook, "I'm…."I'm going to have a baby!"

"Um….congrats?" Deidara said in an hesitant tone.

"I don't know if I should be happy…or, upset, worse yet I don't know how Pein will react, I don't think he would really like it, since he says Tobi is like a child already and he's enough to handle…"

Deidara touched my shoulder, "Don't fret, he might be happy, it's not like he'll hate you for it, it's his fault as well,"

Deidara was right, Pein was always there for me, and I knew he loved me, but I just did not know how to tell him.

Suddenly Deidara laughed, "It's been a good while since you two did it, and so I take it you two recently fucked huh?"

"Ugh, I told you not to say it so raw!"

"Answer my question!" he grinned.

I reddened, "yeah,"

"Was it better than the first?"

"Dei, I'm not telling you what we did alright!"

"Fiiiinee, but when the child is born, can I be Uncle Dei? Or auntie Dei?"

"Uh sure.. Er wait, why auntie Dei?"

"Eh, kids always confuse me as a woman, I don't mind though , I see it as a complement,"

"Ah, makes sense I guess,"

"But tell Pein when YOU feel like it ok, don't pressure yourself so much, and I'm sure he'd be pleased,"

I hugged Deidara and thanked him; he always knew what to say.

While Pein was still out, I was my room thinking how I would break the news to Pein. Would he be happy? Or would he be upset? I buried my head into my hands out of stress, "ugh this is unbearable!" I cried out, tears began to run down my face.

"Are you ok?" Deidara asked, peeking his head in the room.

I sighed, "Not really Dei, I'm still shocked and overwhelmed,"

He sat next to me and rubbed my back, "this could be a good thing Akira, having a child," he said, "Heck, now Tobi will have a playmate!" he grinned, trying to lighten the mood.

I have a weak laugh, "I suppose, but I still want to wait at the perfect time to tell Pein,"

He hugged me, lightly kissing my forehead, "well I know things will work out fine," he smiled.

.:*:.

Days after days after days, I still did not say anything to Pein, but I knew I would have to tell him eventually before my stomach started to show. I could tell he grew suspicious when I constantly went to the bathroom and my odd eating habits. However, he thought I could possibly PMSing. Until one night when I was changing into my nightgown, before I could get my clothes on, Pein hugged me from behind, I had only my bra on at the moment, he softly kissed my neck and said in a soft tone, "is there something going on?"

My heart gently sunk, "U-um, no. why do you ask?"

"You haven't seemed yourself in awhile,"

We both looked into the mirror as he hugged me a little tighter, "Oh really?" I said, "Heh could be just my 'woman problems'" I laughed with a little nervousness.

Pein slightly frowned, not believing in my words, suddenly he felt on my stomach, which made me twitch, What was he up to? I was getting uneasy now.

He turned me around to face him, softly lifting my chin up. "You're pregnant aren't you." He said in a knowing matter.

My eyes grew wide and started to shine with unshed tears, "I- I-," my voice choked up, making me unable to talk.

He ran his hand through my hair, and gave a small smile, "why are you chocking up for? Wouldn't you be happy?"

I was startled by his words, "W-Well yeah, but I didn't know if… you'd be happy…"

He cupped his hands on my cheeks, "I am happy,"

"But how did you know?"

"Heh, common sense, I don't know a lot about pregnancy but I know the signs and you were pretty obvious,"

I blushed feeling a little stupid, "good point,"

He kissed me and hugged me, "I'm really happy Akira, really, raising a child may not have been at the top of my list, but I'm looking forward to it,"

"Aw, I'm so happy Pein!" I cried out as I hugged him.

Pein's thoughts

Finding out that I was going to be a father was pretty exciting actually, even though with Akira's mood swings and eating issues is a tad bit annoying, but she can't help it so I know we can work through this…

7 months later

My stomach began to show slightly, at a point where I could not wear my regular cloths anymore. The mood swings, eating habits, and bathroom urges were worse than ever. Then I realized I did not have any baby supplies.

"Dei, want to go to the store with me to buy baby items?" I asked.

"Sure why not!" he smiled, "did Pein not want to go?"

"He's asleep; I want him to get some rest,"

When we started walking to the door, Tobi popped up wondering where we were going.

"Going to buy baby things, wanna join?"

I glanced at Deidara who had an annoyed look on his face, "I'd loved to!" Tobi cried, "Anything for my future playmate!"

At the store, I did not know there were so many baby supplies, I did not know where to start, so many different shapes, sizes and colors of all sorts of baby furniture and toys.

"Akira look!" Tobi cried, "That crib is pink and pretty!"

"Yeah it's cute, but I don't know what the baby gender is going to be, so pink wouldn't be a suitable color," I told him.

"Aww but its pretttyyyy!"

"Oh shush Tobi," Deidara said, "Akira; I would recommend more natural color for both sexes, like black, brown or red,"

"Hmmm, yeah you make a point," I said.

As we looked, a black crib caught my eye, "this is perfect!" I said.

"Tobi likes it to!"

After hours of picking toys, cloths, and furniture for my future child, we got a good haul, thanks to Deidara precise guidance and Tobi's liking I was able to get everything I needed. Deidara and Tobi carried the heavier items while I got the lighter items.

"Thanks again guys," I said when we got back to base, "I could NOT done it without the help,"

"You know you're welcome," Dei said.

"Yeah! Tobi loves to help, because Tobi's a good boy!"

"Heh, yes, you're a very good boy,"

We made my old room into a nursery, placing everything into the right place, when I was done I looked back and stared at the future room of my child. Suddenly I felt familiar hands snake around my waist. "Been shopping I see," he grinned as he kissed my cheek.

"Heh, yeah, Tobi and Deidara helped me out,"

He laughed, "Those two? Together, how did that happened?"

I smiled while feeling on my growing belly, "I guess the magic of childbirth changes people,"

He placed his hands over mine, "guess you're right,"

"What do you think we're going to have?"

"Boy," he said without thinking.

"Really?"

"I know it,"

"So if it be a Boy…what would his name be?"

He thought on that one for a minute, "Ren,"

"Ren," I said, "I like it, Ren it is,"

I cannot wait to meet you…Ren

Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months, I have been going back and forth to the hospital almost every other day. Until one evening when Pein and I were out walking, I felt myself become drenching wet.

"Oh my god!" I cried, "M-MY WATER BROKE!"

I was rushed to the hospital; everything was going so fast I cannot really remember it all, but I do remember going into labor.

"I'm going to need you to breath in and out ma'am!" I nurse said to me.

I was stuck with IVs and needles into my arms; the labor was so painful I could not even feel the needles dig into my skin. There was so much commotion and yelling I could not think straight.

"This baby is ready at any given moment!" the doctor cried out, "She's crowning hurry up! We need her to push!"

"Ma'am, on the count of 3 we need you to push as hard as you can!" the nurse instructed.

I grabbed Pein's hand as hard as I could when I let out the strongest push I could, my body was covered in sweat and my heart was racing.

"One…two…three PUSH!"

This hurts like hell!

"Once more…PUSH!"

When will this be over with?

"One more time…and PUSH!"

So, this is what it feels like to become a mother…

I screamed at the top of my lungs giving all I could, after that I passed out; all I remember was seeing blood and Pein passing out.

Pein's Thoughts

I felt so hopeless seeing Akira scream in pain like that, all I could do was hold her hand, even though it is sore now from her insanely tight grip. However, when I saw our baby boy Ren I was overcome with joy, but at the same time, I passed out from the gory scene.

When I finally recovered, I woke up to the sound of Ren's crying; the doctor gave a smile and congratulated me, "Congrats! It's a Boy!"

I slowly turned to see my newborn child, "c-can I?" I said weakly.

They cleaned him off, wrapped him up and handed the small child to me, "Ren…" Ren's crying slowly began to stop as he soon then drifted off to a peaceful slumber.

When Pein finally woke up his eyes widen at our daughter, "he's, beautiful," he said in awe. he had Pein's orange hair color and my golden eye color.

Noise outside caught my attention, it was a familiar voice, "What you mean only family is allowed? Lady I AM family I'm the baby's Uncle!"

Deidara…

The blonde man stopped in with a nurse trying to stop him, "Sir, you're not on our papers clarifying that you're a blood relative!" the little woman said.

"Hey, it's ok," Pein, said, "He's with us,"

"Told you!" Deidara stuck a tongue out.

The young nurse sighed, "Ok fine," and walked out.

Deidara ran over with exhilaration, "ooooh I wanna see the little prince!" he whispered.

I held Ren out to let Dei hold her, "he's so…adorable," he cooed then he looked up a grinned, "so it is true, two sexy people that have hot sex, can make a sexy baby,"

Both Pein and I blushed, "That was uncalled for Deidara," he said.

"Heh, it's true,"

I rolled my eyes at Deidara crude comment, and just smiled at the sight of Ren, seeing him born was like a new life form starting out for me, me AND Pein. With no known possible danger, our life with Ren will be perfect.

With Ren in my arms and Pein by my side, my world is complete…

*Bonus Section*

Hidan Bolted out of the village whorehouse with a pissed off look, his month with Aoi was over and it was his worst month yet! Fucking Pein and his bullshit plan! Try to ruin my rep huh? That mother fucker! AND that bitch Akira as well! Just they wait, I will get them again, I may not know how. However, I fucking will!

Hidan decided not to go back to the Akatsuki bade for awhile, since he didn't even what to see their faces, so he checked into a hotel for some time so he can 'collect' his self once more. He laid on the bed looking up into the ceiling. Being tainted by that walrus whore really makes me want to fuck a skinny hot bitch right now… he thought to himself. Maybe I will go to some sleazy bar or something, but first I need to wash this bitch's odor off me! It fucking smells like lard!

To be continued in part II