Coagulation ★

Characters

Calyra, Liliana, Alistair, Angel, Talbot, Hex, Sophie, Balthazar, Daniel, Paris, Raziel, Leopold, Sid, Tanin, Noah, Mikey, More TBA.

Description

Coagulation (also known as clotting) is the process by which blood changes from a liquid to a gel, forming a clot.

Characters:

Calyra, Liliana, Alistair, Angel, Talbot, Hex, Sophie, Balthazar, Daniel, Paris, Raziel, Leopold, Sid, Tanin, Noah, Mikey, More TBA.

Genres:

Relationships, Comedy, Romance if you squint, Drama, Action, Supernatural, Fiction, Paranormal, Demon!AU, Magical, Fantasy, etc.

Warnings:

Violence, Gore, Swearing, Substance abuse, Religious aspects, Smut, Girl on girl, Guy on guy, occasional character death depending on Authors decision, Crack, etc.

Description:

Ten years have gone by since they’d last seen each other, spoken to or even heard the others name. Ten years since the moment Lyra stopped talking to Liliana, stopped feeling anything for another person and hid her emotions behind a wall of ironclad will. But as luck would have it, a mutual entity decides to take fate into his own hands and reunite the two, not knowing just what he’d stirred up by doing so.

Dealing with repairing a broken friendship is hard enough for mortals, but when the friendship has spanned hundreds of years and countless spats, the job isn’t as easy as you’d expect…especially when the two women are Demons specifically created to cause destruction.

Foreword

Starring Cervena Fox as Calyra, the sweet talking curvaceous redhead with a penchant for back-sassing.

“Look, I don’t care about your silly little games or your demented threats. All I want is to drink my fucking whiskey and pounce on the nearest sociopath I can find - now go away before I really start to get pissed off.”

Amber Heard as Liliana, the satirical bombshell with many vices.

“Yeah, well. You might be more powerful than I and you might have more connections, but you damn sure aren’t as cunning or downright vicious as I am when I want something. So you better watch your back ‘cause I’m coming for you and I don’t give a shit if you’re ready or not – I will destroy you.”

Jamie Campbell Bower as Alistair, the smart-assed conceited sibling.

“I’ve known you almost as long as I’ve been alive and I can say with utmost certainty that you’re her soulmate in every sense. You’re the rationality to her insanity, her partner in crime and the one person I can guarantee you she’d do anything for. Even more so than me, and I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am for coming between that bond.”

Milo Ventimiglia as Tanin, the quiet friend of Noah's and weirdly enough the least damaged of the lot.

“Okay, whoa. Hey, I was just minding my own business when you threw a fucking dildo at me. If you wanted my attention there are easier ways to get it, like oh, I don’t know. Maybe calling my name and not throwing a vibrating plastic penis at me!”

Matthew Grey Gubler as Sid, the cute genius with multiple forms of Asperger's, Schizophrenia, and Autism.

“I constantly live in fear and I’m tired of it, I want to do things other people take for granted like hanging out with friends or having a girlfriend for Christ’s sake. I can’t go on living like this, I refuse to. I won’t let my illness consume me like my Mother did.”

Joseph Gordon Levitt as Raziel, the morally inclined sweetheart.

“Look, all I’m saying is that your client has caused far too much trouble for the big man upstairs and he wants me to take care of it in a nice way, could you please fix what you’ve done or at least dial it back a notch? What are you doing? You can’t undress in public! Put that back on before someone see’s you!”

David Tennant as the brilliantly batshit Paris.

“Yes, well. I’m sure I put them somewhere around here…Or was it in Greece? Either way, I’ll find my pants and I’ll be off in a doozy, Darling.”

Miles Teller as Hex, the self-proclaimed Female body inspector extraordinaire.

“It’s not so much you as it’s your chest…it’s too flat, maybe you should look into implants? No, I’m completely serious. Look at Liliana’s, they’re full, round, and supple while yours are just….ribcage”

Robert Downey Jr. as the perpetually bored king of hell with a weird obsession.

“Why do I like you two so much? I don’t know, I mean – You’re irritating, rash, you make massive messes and expect others to clean up after you, and you’re really terrible house guests. But I do have to say that you have quite the skill for complete and utter destruction – I like that in my women.”

Michael Angarano as Daniel, the cutest and sweetest guy in the world.

“I’m just a nobody; no one even bothers with knowing where I come from let alone my name. But that’s why I like you guys, you know my name and you treat me like a human being. You don’t belittle me with everything you say and you actually know my birthday…That’s something I never thought I could have. You’re my friends”

Sebastian Roche as Balthazar, the plunging neckline wearing man-whore with an inability to shut up.

“Just because I’m an Angel doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun here and there. After all, it’s only a sin if you feel bad doing it”

Victor Garber as Talbot, the ever sassy and gay attorney with an intense sex appeal.

“For the millionth time – and yes, I’ve counted. – I’m gayer than Liberace in a tutu, so stop propositioning me wi-Wait, you have that?”

Dita Von Teese as Sophie, the intangible assistant with no care for boundaries.

“I’m literally already dead and that sob story just bored me back to death, how is that even possible? How did he just make me relive my death?”

Robert Knepper as Leopold, the completely insane and manipulative bastard Lyra spends more time avoiding than anything else.

“I’d absolutely love to help you, Sweetheart. But considering the last time I offered my assistance, you left me in quite the predicament. I’m gonna need a little…’Insurance’ if you will, that’ll guarantee you’ll repay your debt.”

Ali Larter as Mikey, the man-hating sass queen with a contradictory cute side.

“Oh, boo hoo. Daddy doesn’t like me anymore. I guess I’ll just have to kill myself to be rid of the shame that brings me. Oh, wait. That’s right – I don’t give a shit."

David Anders as Angel, the rage inducing evil genius with a tenancy to flirt with danger.

“There’s something you seem to misunderstand about me, Miss Lily. I don’t back down from a challenge – even if its from someone at a clear disadvantage, and I most certainly do not underestimate the little man in the ring. So please, do come at me with everything you’ve got – I’m sure it’ll be fun playing with you.”

Shiloh Fernandez as Noah, the strange loner with severe anger issues and a serious sarcasm problem.

“Excuse me, but could you keep it down over there? I was enjoying the peace and quiet until you started your whole ‘Me badass, you pussy’ show off thing you’re doing. I mean – Don’t get me wrong, I support women being totally capable of beating a few guys’ asses, but could you just do it quieter?”