The Axis or the Allies?

The World Conference ended, with no actual solution reached. Everyone was annoyed by Italy repeatedly saying "PASTAA~", except for you, since you are a calm person and the type that doesn't get annoyed easily. You really liked sitting next to China, so you weren't listening either because you were too busy dreamily staring at him. Afterwards, America approached you to tell you something.

"I should probably tell you a few ground rules to survive here, Laos.

1. Don't eat any food that England offers you-" he told you, but was interrupted by a very annoyed England. "Oh, I was just telling her the opposite of what to do, Arthur" America said to England, hoping he believed him and winked at you. "Okay then" England replied and continued sipping a cup of tea.

"Anyway...

2. Don't touch Russia's vodka.

3. Stay away from Swiss territory

4. Don't piss Russia off.

5. Don't sit next to Russia or be anywhere near him when Belarus is around. And that's about it" America finished talking. "And, you need to pick a side; the Axis Powers or the Allied Forces. So, what'll it be?" You considered this. You had only just arrived and now you're expected to pick a side?!

"I'll try the Axis Powers first, then if I don't like it, I'll join the Allied Forces, I guess" you said calmly. You had to keep a calm exterior because people expect that from Laotians. It wasn't that being calm wasn't a real part of your perosnality; it very much was, but since you found out that China was in the Allied Forces, you just hope that your experience in the Axis Powers isn't all that enjoyable.

"Okay then, fair enough. But I hope to see you in the Allied Forces, where I'm the hero!" America said. You chuckled and went off to go see what being in the Axis Powers was like.

*Axis Powers training ground*

"Today, we are learning how to throw a gerenade. Pay attention" Germany said. He then help up a gerenade, put the bit into his mouth, bit it off and threw the gernade.

"Now you try" Germany added. Italy did it the other way around; he threw the bit that you're meant to bite off and the actual grenade was stuck in his mouth. "Ve~" he mumbled. Germany had a frustrated look on his face and quick;y took the grenade out and threw it himself.

Japan tried it and passed and then it was your turn. Since you were a slwo person, it took you a while to do it. it took you so long, it looked like you were doing it in slow-mo. Germany decided that the grenade would probably explode before you could throw it and so snatched it and threw it himself.

Germany thought that Italy needed another demonstration and while he was doing that, you and Japan had a friendly chat with each other and you soon became acquiantances. You also learned about China's past, how he raised Japan when he found him as a child and made him a kind of adopted brother. Late on, Japan denied being related to China and the two had a fight, in which Japan attacked China with his katana, leabing China with a scar on his back. You felt a bit sorry for China, but all that Japan did to him still didn't stop you from being friendly to him and being acquaintances with Japan.

You decided you didn't enjoy being in the Axis Powers and decided to join the Allied Forces and you were excited, since this means you get to be with your crush, China!