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Namie says ‘Hi’

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Izaya/Shizuo

PG-13

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“Are you going somewhere?”

Namie, without even looking up from her work, asked. She has been working on some documents these days, it turned out that Izaya messed some part in order to ‘observe human’s nature’ and made her job more difficult. Sometimes she wondered just why she hasn’t put something into his drink yet. Or break his computer. The threat worked that one time Shizuo ‘visited’ their office.

Speaking about Shizuo, Namie hasn’t heard anything about the blonde guy from Izaya at all. He hated him, but he couldn’t stop talking about him and it made Namie thought that maybe, just maybe, Izaya liked to talk about Shizuo just a little bit more than his ‘beloved human’. Shizuo was a monster after all, according to Izaya. So, maybe it made him special?

Sometimes Namie just couldn’t understand what happened in Izaya’s head—and she certainly didn’t want to, anyway.

Izaya, flopping out of his room, nodded cheerfully at her. She frowned. Sure, Izaya was full of kittens and sunshine and whatnot. But not this kind of cheerful. The cheerful she meant was kind of cheerful when he has something twisted in mind, or something interesting to twist. And, this… was different kind of cheerful. It sent shivers down her spine the way Izaya usually never could.

“Yep, I have a date~” he sung. His hand holding his knife and the other hand two tickets (Zoo? Amusement park? Cinema?  Namie could only imagine some kind of torture chamber). The sight made him looked like some psychopath, even though indeed he was.

“Oh?” she replied. She continued her work; letting Izaya took his time with his signature coat. When he was about to put on his shoes, she continued. “And who is this unfortunate soul you have a date with?”

Izaya turned to her, face marred with fake sadness. Namie always thought it was disgusting, but after so many times seeing it, she, luckily or not, got used to it.

“Aww, that’s rude.” He pouted, and it took all her will to keep the files from flying to Izaya’s face. She sighed. Let Izaya do what he wanted to do, interfering would only bring her more trouble.

“Ja, I’m going~”

“Mm. Say hi to your darling for me.” she said, checking some papers, then stopped. “Who are you dating, anyway?”

It was the smile on Izaya’s face which made Namie regretted her question all over.

“A monster.”

He put his finger on his lips, then winked, and went out of her sight.

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“Shizu-chan.”

A grunt, and Izaya grinned.

“Namie says ‘Hi’.”

“Fuck off, flea.”

Izaya’s grin only went broader.

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