eminem ruins everything

Manic!AtTheDisco: smh The Real Slim Shady is playing

angrybroccoli: May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here

greenamogus: *STANDS*

[angrybroccoli has changed greenamogus's username to TheREALSlimShady]

waterfox: Oh, no

TheREALSlimShady:Y'all act like you never seen a white person before! Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst though the door; and started whooping her ass worse than before

PunchyMcPunch: *exists in Jamaican*

TheREALSlimShady: They first were divorced, started throwing her over furniture

angrybroccoli: It's the return of the... "Ah wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he said did he?"

TheREALSlimShady: And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!

waterfox: *bangs my head on the wall in frustration*

TheREALSlimShady: Feminist women love Eminem

UrCriminalTherapist: I beg to differ

angrybroccoli: "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what, flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"

TheREALSlimShady:Yeah, I probably got a couple screws up in my head loose. But no worse than what's going on in your p@r3nts' bedrooms. Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but I can't

TheREALSlimShady: But it's cool for Tom Green to ____ a dead moose

Manic!AtTheDisco: Is anyone going to stop her?

TheREALSlimShady: "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" and if I'm lucky, you may just give it a little kiss

waterfox: make it END

TheREALSlimShady: And that's the message we deliver to little kids

TheREALSlimShady: And expect them not to know what a woman's ____ is. Of course they gonna know what ____ is by the time they reach 4th grade. They got Discovery Channel, don't they?

waterfox: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS- SHOULD I

UrCriminalTherapist: No.

PunchyMcPunch: Aren't there six-year-olds with access to this chat?

UrCriminalTherapist: Yeah. I'll delete all the messages when she SHUTS THE HELL UP

TheREALSlimShady: "We ain't nothing but mammals..." well some of us c@nn¡b@ls

PunchyMcPunch: I happen to know some people in this chat are not mammalian

rosethorns: LMAO GUYS DID YOU SEE? THE WHOLE ASS STORY IS RATED M NOW BECAUSE OF SURGE

UrCriminalTherapist: Amy! The fourth wall!

rosethorns: IDC ABT THE 4TH WALL THIS FIC IS RATED M BECAUSE OF MOTHERFRICKING. EMINEN. GOD I HATE EMINEM!!!

Manic!AtTheDisco: Maybe I can fix it. i'm an excellent hacker

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TheREALSlimShady: Wha- how?

rosethorns: Fourth wall privileges, baby!!

rosethorns: And in my case the author is psychotic and literally me so I basically act as her avatar (sorry fourth wall I'll fix you later)