Memo Poems

Family Funnies

Mom, your afghan came in handy

I know it took you months to make

But there were no towels to clean the muddy dog.

Dad, thank you for letting me drive your Thunderbird

I scrapped the sides when I drove down a narrow alley

But don't worry the paint was coming off anyways.

Brother, thank you for letting me use your computer

Unfortunately, I spilt pop on your keybaord

But don't worry it still sort of works.