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by BeHappy
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My POV:
Stop jerking around you guinea pig! I have six others to deal with! *looks at the others*
Guinea pig: *jerk jerk. twitch.* SQUEAL
My sister: WHAT ARE YOUS DOING?!?! (Yes, she said "yous".)
Guinea Pig's POV:
Ahh! It's her again! She's going to cut my beautiful nails! I need to paint them before she cuts them though! Noooo!!!! My nail polish!! Where is it?!?!
*taken away*
Ahhhh!!!!!!
Thinks: Let me jerk! *jerk jerk. twitch twitch*
Oops....she's glaring at me. Did I move around too much?
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ByungKitty on says:
happy happy happy birthday~^^
byzelo on says:
Can't get over the video, lol.
unfamiliar on says about chapter 7:
oh man i feel guilty eating meat but ...
ok im speechless when i read this
RareBliss on says:
At first I was like "What on earth does the title say?" but then I read it over and over again until I understood. It's actually funny. Update more :)
bananamilk0831 on says about chapter 2:
Lmao the video is soo hilarious!!
bottom_rock28 on says about chapter 1:
RLAB. I just finished eating my oatmeal.
Then suddenly, here I am reading this. Hahaha, this is so out of the ordinary. xD
bananamilk0831 on says about chapter 1:
Omfg oatmeal XD
SOOO random
fluffyrocks on says about chapter 1:
Lol, I was eating cereal and at "epic face" and "I was manly", I spit out all my milk onto my computer screen.
Maybe you should write the next one about cereal? xD
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