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Me (my cousin is vegetarian):
a joke to vegetarians (no offense intended):
If you're trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food?
Her reply:
What else should I eat?
It's better than eating them yes?
It's like if I ate your food instead of eating you. You like that better yes? You are an animal too :)
It's fine to eat them....if you treat them naturally.
You don't need to abuse animals before you eat them yes?
You don't need to immobilize them, electrocute them, then skin them alive yes?
You don't need to exploit them until they almost rot and die while dragging away their crying children yes?
If people ate them without treating them like that and wrecking the environment by growing them, then it would be fine.
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Competition is a natural thing, I wouldn't say abuse before consumption is.
A lot of people get moved my animal abuse, but they eat in ignorance anyways simply because it "tastes good"
and grow animals because it "turns a profit".
In reality, if you took a human corpse and sprayed some BBQ sauce on it, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference...
The scent of freshly charred flesh...a human's is the same as an animal's.
They say on the battleground that the smell of burnt flesh is terrible, but they turn around and eat flavored carcasses.
What they taste is the sauce and chemical put into meat. Not the meat itself, and because it really isn't meat, there are diseases that
are ravaging human populations. Heart failure, brain damage, cancer-- it puts a strain on healthcare. Some people can't pay for it,
but it could be solved if they didn't get sick in the first place (stopped eating meat).
In addition to disease, costs of growing animals is very high. A human could eat the grain given to chickens, but they insist on adding a biological
"middleman". It just increases costs. It makes costs for the environment too. Overpopulation of a species, the land used to raise the species, and the land used
to grow food for the species makes the environment out of balance.If you don't want to save on electricity or water, save on food expenses.
They say the slaughter house is a bloody mass of death, but they eat the very fruits of death that come from there.
There are nice people around, but they can't seem to get over meat. Or rather, its not meat anymore...
It's fabricated corpses made from the blood and suffering of life.
Not trying to make anyone convert (I say that, but I want people to become vegetarian), but the facts are there and its up to whoever wants to change..
A reminder that comments are greatly appreciated!
I'm getting lonely all alone. ='(
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ByungKitty on says:
happy happy happy birthday~^^
byzelo on says:
Can't get over the video, lol.
unfamiliar on says about chapter 7:
oh man i feel guilty eating meat but ...
ok im speechless when i read this
RareBliss on says:
At first I was like "What on earth does the title say?" but then I read it over and over again until I understood. It's actually funny. Update more :)
bananamilk0831 on says about chapter 2:
Lmao the video is soo hilarious!!
bottom_rock28 on says about chapter 1:
RLAB. I just finished eating my oatmeal.
Then suddenly, here I am reading this. Hahaha, this is so out of the ordinary. xD
bananamilk0831 on says about chapter 1:
Omfg oatmeal XD
SOOO random
fluffyrocks on says about chapter 1:
Lol, I was eating cereal and at "epic face" and "I was manly", I spit out all my milk onto my computer screen.
Maybe you should write the next one about cereal? xD
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