Your Mom

"You leave my mother out of this," Screamed Lester, grabbing Martinez by his collar and lifting him off his feet.

Martinez glared, "You mother is a whore and the worst mall santa I've ever seen!"

"How dare you, sir!" Lester shouted, throwing Martinez to the ground.

Martinez got to his feet and walked right into Lester's face and whispered teasingly, " And yours is a fruitcake."

Lester screamed in agony at Martinez' accusation.

He clenched his butt into fists and punched Martinez in the teeth, knocking him backwards onto his ass.

"My father is not a fruitcake, he is a PIE."

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