The Great Battle

"FOOD FIIIGHT!" I scream from the top of my lungs, flinging a spoonful of guacamole at some poor soul across the room. He screams out in horror and starts to cry immediately.

"What the hell are you doing??" Someone yells angrily at me from behind. I whip around and hit them smack in the face with a raspberry doughnut. The room goes quite for only a split second before erupting with screams and animal like yelps. I jump onto a table and run over top of it, ninja dodging flying food and flailing people. I let a sharp battle cry rip through my throat as I jump into the air and tackle someone to the floor, squishing a sandwich into their face. I hear a frustrated growl behind me and do a back hand spring to stand up again.

"You-" They say, anger burning in their eyes, "You started this," She spits. I quickly pick up a cheesecake that's to my right and frisby it directly into her face.

"THIS IS WAR, DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!" I screech and summersault away. The chaos continues as small children attack adults in small animal like packs. I sprint to the opposite end of the room, in hopes of reaching the drinks table. I skid up to it and grab a bottle of ginger ale, stabbing several holes into it and shaking it violently before flinging into the crowd.

I howl in triumph, it looks like I'm going to win this time. BUT THEN- out of no where I'm struck right in the gut with about 50 bite sized brownies. I hit the ground in slow motion, wailing in pain and defeat. I lay still for a few moments before opening my eyes- I find that a crowd has gathered around me. I try and speak but someone drops to their knees and presses a finger to my lips. Everyone is painted in the grotesque remains of our buffet.

"How could you do this," A man says to my left.

"Why would you do this to yourself?" A woman asks, tears filling her eyes. I cough and clear my throat weakly,

"I-- I... Did it...for the vine." I break off coughing. (I don't think I'm going to survive this).

"But...We're...we're aT A FUCKING FUNERAL WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" Someone from the crowd wails. I only laugh.

This was worth it.

Totally worth it.

And I pass out, a smile on my lips.

THEEND

-B

A/N; I'm crying. WTF did I write.