Swiggity Swag What's In The- OH SHIT A GHOST

The house sat atop a hill, an eerie purple cloud looming above it. 

"I will find ye ghosts!" Growled the great glitter pirate, his majestic red, sparkling beard flowing in the breeze. 

"But how will we capture them?" Cried his side kick, a pink miniature elephant.

"With this ghostly blender!" Answered Glitz beard. 

And so the duo burst through the old cracking wooden door, screeching in Italian. 

"Come out ye cowardly ghoosts!" Glitz beard roared, his side kick turning into a massive chainsaw. Glitz beard then cackled loudly, revving up the chainsaw. Lightning flashed behind him, and the clouds crackled loudly in the distance, a ghost suddenly poofed up through the floor boards, farting loudly. 

"ARGH!" Roared Glitz beard, slicing into the ghost with the elephant chainsaw. The ghost exploded with a loud fart, suddenly being sucked into the blender.

"BITCHES AIN'T SHIT." Screeched the miniature elephant in triumph. 

"Now we can make our ghostly hair dye, so that my majestic red beard stays magnificent." Glitz laughed as they walked into the sunset. 

-B