Toroko Got Fingered Completed!

Characters

Jack, King, Toroko, Sue Sakamoto, The Doctor, Misery, Chako, Arthur, Quote, Curly

Description

In probably the literal most underrated Cave Story fanfic of all time, Jack plays the role of Tom Green in what is presumably a parody of Freddy Got Fingered, only the difference is that this story is actually unironically entertaining and actually has a genuine, fairly well-written plot behind it.

After rebuilding his beloved siblings King and Toroko into cyborgs, Jack discovers that the Doctor is an insane child molester who has been magically brought back from the dead by Misery and is planning to take over the world by force in the world's latest upcoming robot war. Having no other choice, Jack sends himself and the rest of his race of anthropomorphic bunny people down to Earth to strike back.

The short but sweet adventure results in a truly incredible amount of unexpectedly hilarious slapstick humor and top-notch satire, making this a story that anyone willing to appreciate the true art of writing crass yet witty humor in something outside of South Park can enjoy. It pretty much perfectly captures everything that makes Cave Story and Freddy Got Fingered so phenomenally amazing; the simple yet brilliant writing and irresistibly decieving cuteness of the former, and the hilariously crass and vulgar satirical humor of the latter.

In conclusion, this story is extremely recommended if you've been looking for an interesting, funny and entertaining hidden gem to read. It is especially a must-read for Cave Story fans who happen to be familiar with the game's storyline. You'll come for the outrageous comedy, but stay for the uniquely and cleverly written first-person storyline. Have fun!

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